Microhamster

Microhamster (account created on July 21, 2016) is a server Council member. He is a rare breed of an Original member since he did not come from A Place To Exist. Ham also serves as a last bastion of normal-ness and the preservation of the old and almost extinct "zero autism" culture in the server because he self-proclaimed in the following statement: "Can we ban all autistic users? I want the server all to myself". When he introduced himself in Introductions, he did a bold move by openly admitting that he likes anime but the number of episodes he watched is yet to be revealed.

He is known to be aggressive against Thuringians, Swampies, and Warmies. On May 29, 2020, he sent a photo of himself in the woods while a tall, black, and red-eyed humanoid with tree branch-like arms that he called a "Swampie" is chasing him but when he sent a second photo minutes after, he stated that the two of them are now dating. The relationship status of the two after the woods incident is unknown. Hams posted another photo of him and the girlmentioned on June 4, 2020 and referred to her as an "Eldritch Horror gf".

History
Legend has it that on a place not known to many, Microhamster and Wasabi met for the first time. Hams has dummy thicc muscles that Wasabi was basically mesmerized and was enticed to invite him to The Black Teapot Server. There in BT is where he resides to this day and still continues to awe men and women alike with his muscular figure.

Activity
He frequents the Fitness channel and is the front-runner of promoting physical fitness in the server. He is also active in the Deutsch language channel and participates in channels like General and Memes from time to time. He did not join in the First Cringe Wars because he has absolutely zero cringe and he wants none of it.

Kyusumonogatari
He appeared in the third volume when User was looking for someone to train him. He was described to make the ground shake just by walking and he's a practitioner of the Heavenly, Elusive, Nine Thousand-Armed, Indestructible, Rilakkuma 18 Path or HENTAI R18 path. Hams told User his backstory where he used to be a knight of the king but got really sick and a traveler healed him in exchange for him turning into a disciple and learning the HENTAI R18 path. Currently, he's wearing the bear mask passed down from his master covering his face and showing off his muscles by wearing no top. He later accompanied User to his quest but ran away after messing things up.

Glowing PP
- can entice whole villages, cities, and servers into gayness with his thicc muscles and beard.

Rilakkuma 18+
- an ability that can make the user spam NSFW channels with Rilakkuma pics.

Ham's Call
- can deal 1000% more damage to Thuringians and Warmies.

Trivia

 * Some sources say that he caught cancer from dating a girl.